MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm B****! It'll get ya DRUNK!

Dang, it's almost been a year but let's try this again. Today's topic? Weddings and ABS. ABS may have to wait until tomorrow.

The cost of a wedding...

Dinner: 9,986
Alcohol: 2,016 (11,912)
Organist: 200
Flowers: 690
150 Favors: 180
17 Centerpieces: 155
4 Church Flowers: 138
Stamps: 95
Girls' gifts: 60
Girls' baskets: 25
Pew Bows: 16
Goblets: 11
Dress: 726.88
Veil: 75
Alternations: 82
Jewelry: 154.14
Hair/Makeup/Nails: 210
Misc: 96.71
Invitations: 225.97
Rings: 1,044.80
Gifts: 522.25
Hotel Rooms: 1299.08
Photo/Video/DJ: 4177.76
Limos/bus: 930
Cake: 625
Tips: 230
Vocalist: 150
Church Donation: 500

Look at that! I refuse to tally up that list of death and I meant it when I said death! What man has to pay to die because that's what most men do when they get married. LOL I'm currently observing the funeral of a good friend whom shall remain nameless.

Ok back on topic. $40k on a wedding is ridiculous. Sure, if you're a millionaire that's nothing to you but if you're making less than $100k a year, it's retarded. You're spending money on something that as a man you'll vaguely remember and 98% of your guests won't remember. The best part of the only wedding I attended this year was the open bar and things quickly escalated to astronomical awesomeness. There were adults standing on chairs thinking they were 23 again, it was lovely.

Anyway... I'm all over the place. Hopefully tomorrow we will be back to discuss. ABS. Or...is it ABWS? It should be ABWS but I think the documentary (not like History Channel, it was bootleg) that I watched on it said ABS.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.