iBlogger...

I saw a new app called iBlogger which I'm using to write this blog from my iPhone.

A lot of times I roll my eyes when peolple throw scripture at me. I can take some blame for not studying enough which prolly hurts my discernment. But I'll tell you what, sometimes people need a human answer. By human I mean a peer to peer evaluation and relation to the situation at hand that is still biblical grounded/founded but is still personable to you as a person.

If that makes any sense...

Mobile Blogging from here.

[Posted with iBlogger from my iPhone]

Is the sun not out?

Does the sun not shine in the winter? Wait, before I even get into that. Sunglasses are meant to... *smh Look here, don't tell me what the hell I can and cannot wear. The sun is out in the winter so why is it "wrong" to wear shades during that month? Or my eyes not dialating as we speak because the sun is reflecting off of the snow laying on the ground? Do UV rays cease to damage your retina in the winter? GTFOutta here with that nonsense. I will continue to wear shades in the winter and continue to not care what you think about it.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

My FB status that was kinda mean...

LOL like that narrowed it down, right? It's late so I won't post a picture of an example and please excuse any incoherence on my part but I have a slight issue... I tend to become irritated with people who are arrogant and have absolutely no reason to be. This goes for males and females and the type of person I'm referring to is the "MODEL". To get even more specific, the BALTIMORE "MODEL".

What is a BALTIMORE "MODEL"? That's a damn good question and I'm not quite sure how to answer it.

(10 minutes later)

The answer is, EVERYONE/ANYONRE... Your gym mate in 2nd grade, your homegirl who is 2 months pregnant but doesn't know it yet, if you have a 5'3 167 pound sister, she could be one too. It could also be your gay homeboy that walks better than 95% of the girls in the show. Everyone on FB applies too, lol.

Please don't get me wrong cus I ain't gon hate on someone else's gig or hobby. I just tend to get a bit miffed when people peer down their noses like they've made it. Like...this is NY or something, we are in BALTIMORE and you're half nekkid on a Morgan flyer.

I apologize because I feel that this is coming off kinda cluttered and that's cus it's 4am.


I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm B****! It'll get ya DRUNK!

Dang, it's almost been a year but let's try this again. Today's topic? Weddings and ABS. ABS may have to wait until tomorrow.

The cost of a wedding...

Dinner: 9,986
Alcohol: 2,016 (11,912)
Organist: 200
Flowers: 690
150 Favors: 180
17 Centerpieces: 155
4 Church Flowers: 138
Stamps: 95
Girls' gifts: 60
Girls' baskets: 25
Pew Bows: 16
Goblets: 11
Dress: 726.88
Veil: 75
Alternations: 82
Jewelry: 154.14
Hair/Makeup/Nails: 210
Misc: 96.71
Invitations: 225.97
Rings: 1,044.80
Gifts: 522.25
Hotel Rooms: 1299.08
Photo/Video/DJ: 4177.76
Limos/bus: 930
Cake: 625
Tips: 230
Vocalist: 150
Church Donation: 500

Look at that! I refuse to tally up that list of death and I meant it when I said death! What man has to pay to die because that's what most men do when they get married. LOL I'm currently observing the funeral of a good friend whom shall remain nameless.

Ok back on topic. $40k on a wedding is ridiculous. Sure, if you're a millionaire that's nothing to you but if you're making less than $100k a year, it's retarded. You're spending money on something that as a man you'll vaguely remember and 98% of your guests won't remember. The best part of the only wedding I attended this year was the open bar and things quickly escalated to astronomical awesomeness. There were adults standing on chairs thinking they were 23 again, it was lovely.

Anyway... I'm all over the place. Hopefully tomorrow we will be back to discuss. ABS. Or...is it ABWS? It should be ABWS but I think the documentary (not like History Channel, it was bootleg) that I watched on it said ABS.

I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.